DISCLAIMER
Before roleplaying in this or any similar sim, discuss your general mental health status with your avatars and alts to ensure that you are healthy enough to engage in ludicrous activities. If you experience chest pain, nausea, mysteriously loosened toenails or any other discomforts, seek immediate mental help. Or not.
As with any whimsical work of co-operative roleplay, in the rare event of amusement lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate mental help to avoid long-term injury, Corpolofoloogical reconstirrency of the Lateral Protruberances of the Stallion Ganglia, or pressure sores on your hoo-hoo.
If you are older than age 65, or have serious buffoonery or jocularity problems, your doctor may start you at the lowest dose (2 episodes) of Legacies 1891. If you are taking flippancy inhibitors, such as for the treatment of fickleness, your doctor may recommend a 2 episode dose and may limit you to a maximum single dose of 5 roleplays of Legacies 1891 in a 48-hour period.
In rare instances, pixelophiles taking humor inhibitors reported a sudden decrease or loss of reason. It is not possible to determine whether these events are related directly to these contents or to other SL sims. If you experience sudden decrease or loss of reason, stop taking humor inhibitors and call a doctor right away, or lighten up. It's a GAME, Bubbe! ... Or not.
Sudden decrease or loss of hearing has been rarely reported in people rocking out to CB's music. It is not possible to determine whether these events are related directly to the individual episodes or to other factors. If you experience sudden decrease or loss of hearing, take out your ear buds and turn down your speakers.
If you have posting problems or high bile pressure for which you take substances called amusement blockers, your doctor may start you on a lower dose of Legacies 1891.
Legacies 1891 does not protect against satirically transmitted diseases, including Skorgian Distemper, profuse excrescences of mockery, Terminal Coreopsis or Twonk's Disease. Neither does McAfee. Neither does it protect against a sudden mad desire to remove all clothing and dance naked before your monitor. Thank God!
The most common side effects of Legacies 1891 are sideache, facial flushing, and upset sanity. Less commonly, double vision, blurred reason, or sensitivity to plight may briefly occur. But Mountain dew has the same side effects. Check what's in your Big Gulp cup. If a sudden desire to research Victorian London should occur... go with the flow, Pinky!
The information contained herein is provided for educational purposes only and is not intended to replace discussions with a humorcare provider. All decisions regarding patron care must be made with a qualified humorcare provider, considering the unique characteristics of the patron. Don't worry if you do not understand this last paragraph, neither do I.
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration or any authority for that matter. Legacies 1891 is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any unease.
On the other hand... if it does... send your lindens to Matt Yellowknife. I'll be under the couch.
KEEP IT LIT!!!