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A frickin' bear!
He wears a tophat! He builds! He scripts! He'll kick ass!
Reply to this post with your bid, if you want Scscils Suppenkraut.
Additionally, reply with the following pledges for 5 minute bear-rides (we'll set up an obstacle course somewhere):
- L$250 for bear-- er bare-back
- L$500 for chariot rides.
- L$1000 for armored rides, panserbjorn style (either bare-back or chariot).